I Always Wanted to be a Ninja

Ninja Brian kicking the crap out of a board.I always thought it bizarre growing up that kids wanted to be fire fighters or police men. In that day there was no 9/11 tragedy to give glory to these humble souls. In my mind it was all risk with no payoff. Why bother? What I wanted more than anything was to be a ninja. But, like so many childhood dreams it never materialized. I don't know why exactly. Perhaps my parents never heard my subtle sighing as we passed the karate dojos around town. Either that, or they knew they'd be out 50 bucks the first time I was hit in the face while sparring.

What was it about the Ninja that was so appealing. The black pajamas? Cool weapons? Or the thought I might on day get my own video game? I never wanted to be a reptile but I always longed to have T-U-R-T-L-E Power.

I think mine was the ninja generation. We had double dragon, ninja gaiden, shenobi, TMNT, Dark Wing Duck. Maybe Drake Mallard wasn't a ninja in the classical sense but he had the cool hat. If it hadn't been for dinosaur mania and pokemon we might still live in a ninja world.

It is great when one of our friends gets to live out our dream. Sometimes it's hard when someone close to you is doing what you always wanted to do, but only when there was a legitimate possibility you could have fulfilled the dream yourself. My ninja hopes were always fantasy in the truest sense. No only am I without training, my body was not made for anything more dexterously demanding than yo-yoing. No so my friend Brian. He is only 15, just a kid, and he just made Nidan this week. In his brand of ninja styles that makes him a full Sensei able to train others in their ninja skills. I know a real ninja. It's true, he is technically not a ninja, a stealthy assassin trained for silent kills and covert operations, but what other word fits? Popular culture has filled up this word with supreme power, discipline, training and control; all words that describe Brian.

Congratulations Ninja Brian.

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  • http://solidairchurch.blogspot.com/ Stephen

    I always wanted to be a ninja too. But I didn’t want to kill people. So I guess I just wanted to be a cartoon ninja where you throw people off really high buildings or blow them up with secret bombs, but you never see the pool of blood afterwards – or bones or brains – they weren’t people that died – they were just obstacles. :)

  • http://bearlifeblog.blogspot.com The Bear

    I too wanted to be a ninja. I wanted to throw shurikens and use nunchuks. My dad (being the super dad) fed this desire. He bought me some shurikens for my birthday. Then for Christmas he got me some wooden nunchuks. I once also owned a blow gun. Lot of fun…however, I never put the three together into a deadly killing force. My inspiration for ninjadom was Snake Eyes and Stormshadow. If you know who they are awesome! If not, please go back and have a better child hood with real toys.

    Ninja wanna be-out…

  • Steven K

    i never wanted to be a ninja, but i was stalked by a pretty forward gay guy one time in chicago and ever sinse then i’ve really wanted to beat the hell out of someone with a box staff. i always wanted to be good with a bow staff. i drove around all summer one time with one wedged in my car. whenever i drove past a park or something and had a minute, i would get out and spin it around a bit. bo staffs are sweet.

  • http://theyomen.com Adam B.

    Snake Eyes; Stormshadow; YES! Ninjas are always the best characters in any show. I was reflecting last night on days gone by and I recalled Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. They were almost enough to snuff my ninja ambitions. How can you take something so cool and make it look so ridiculous. Luckily for them they had the pink ranger or I would have never watched.

  • http://Taskkarate.com Ninrai

    I thought we settled this already? I’m not a Ninja I’m a Ninrai. A cross between the Ninja and Samurai. Not to mention I’m almost 16 just a few more weeks (Of course I’ll still be ‘just a kid’).
    Later,
    The Ninrai

  • http://aaronstewart.blogspot.com aaron

    Ninja Turtles was the reason I lived to get home at 3 pm in elementary school.